MY FACEBOOK COMMENT ABOUT RICK SHAPIRO’S LATEST PODCAST EPISODE. 
This comedian is so underrated! He is an acquired taste, like many great things in life, and he is not easy to wrap your head around the instant you see him. A surrealist poet, for sure.

MY FACEBOOK COMMENT ABOUT RICK SHAPIRO’S LATEST PODCAST EPISODE.
This comedian is so underrated! He is an acquired taste, like many great things in life, and he is not easy to wrap your head around the instant you see him. A surrealist poet, for sure.

Why are anonymous folks online always sex-obsessed 7th graders? That’s all they ask about!
You could make inquiries regarding one’s stance on baked chips, or Guardians of the Galaxy.
Ask ‘em if they’ve ever been an accessory to murder or if they’ve recently dreamed about humanity’s inexorable march to self-annihilation. Get creative! Shit!

HOLY FUCKNESS!! America’s latest culinary miracle! Tis a fine time to be alive!

HOLY FUCKNESS!! America’s latest culinary miracle! Tis a fine time to be alive!

FUN FACT REGARDING DA INTERWEBZ!

What you can expect from randomly, blindly clicking away all over the internet for a half-hour is you’ll accidentally torrent porn, catch a virus, and finance your cousin for a new Mercedes.
Those are just some of the guarantees. Also retweeting racist remarks, flagging a picture of a giraffe, and poking a dead person who’s Facebook page hasn’t been deleted yet.

HOLY FUCKNESS!! America’s latest culinary miracle! Tis a fine time to be alive!

HOLY FUCKNESS!! America’s latest culinary miracle! Tis a fine time to be alive!

poisonmushroom-org:

dulcetflan:

kanyelujah:

i was expecting the ‘holy f***ing s***, f***ing dinosaurs’ but this was just

i wAS TRYING TO DRINK WATER AND IT WENT UP THE BACK OF MY MOUTH AND OUT OF MY NOSE

I was about to take a sip of my drink, and I couldn’t finish, I was laughing too hard.

And it just gets worse as it keeps going.

THE ORIGINAL DIRECTOR’S CUT FEATURING MUSIC SPIELBERG PLAUED HIMSELF, INSISTING THIS BE THE THEME.

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Not kidding, Kevin Piastra wrote a script at the end of 2011 or the beginning of 2012, a big part of which was about a girl suddenly becoming a  super-genius. Now with “Limitless” and “Lucy”, we seem like the unoriginal ones just cuz we haven’t gotten it shot yet.

Not kidding, Kevin Piastra wrote a script at the end of 2011 or the beginning of 2012, a big part of which was about a girl suddenly becoming a super-genius. Now with “Limitless” and “Lucy”, we seem like the unoriginal ones just cuz we haven’t gotten it shot yet.

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